how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

ronnies girlfriend

Ronnie girlfriend best celebrity ever she's gorgeous and is so sweet Ronnie really loves her and is way more better then every other human being

Omg have you see ronnies girlfriend she's so hot and pretty Ronnie is so lucky

by Leinaswife<3 September 4, 2021

Soft girlfriend remarks

When a girl makes remarks that a girlfriend should make,

Oh your using soft girlfriend remarks

by Slow_gls August 29, 2025

girlfriend day

September 7th

you can’t say no to any questions from girlfriend only, anything goes for girlfriend day.

by Words of Me September 5, 2021

National Get a Girlfriend Day

November 27th YOU must get a girl friend this day

National Get a Girlfriend Day u have to get a gf at ll costs

by Raidzzxd October 31, 2021

Girlfriend Metal

anything metal that Caleb Hafner likes is considered girlfriend metal.

Caleb: oh i like painkiller lol haha im gay
Reasonable person: lol painkiller is fucking girlfriend metal xD

by victorekberg October 1, 2017

girlfriend grenade

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.

I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.

by acs35 February 26, 2024