Girlfriend Month

Every December your girlfriend or boyfriend has to give you kisses and cuddles as many times you ask
Every girlfriend month you need to give me cuddles
by Lawjess207 October 03, 2020
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Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.
Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!
by ThePerfectReward November 17, 2023
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i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.
i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter
by empdumbnigga October 07, 2023
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Ejhane's Girlfriend

Ejhane's Girlfriend is Xiantell Raven, a beautiful person who can love her so much.
Ejhane's Girlfriend is beautiful
by XiantellRaven September 12, 2023
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girlfriend stomach

When you put on a few pounds because you have a girlfriend.
Have you seen Johnny lately? It looks like he’s gained a few pounds Since he’s been with his girlfriend. It looks like he’s suffering for a girlfriend stomach. When you stop caring about himself and his girlfriend over feeds him.
by Good witch October 27, 2018
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When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
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On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
by Majmun November 07, 2022
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