The video game that all the autistic kids from Alabama play because they have no life. Fortnite kids are the kids who try to get Fortnite on a school chromebook.
Friend: Yo do you want to get some wins in fortnite!?
Me: No, go get a life you autistic kid who eats crayons everyday for lunch.
Me: No, go get a life you autistic kid who eats crayons everyday for lunch.
by Very t h i c c boy November 4, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. by William ❤︎ July 15, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is the game that 40 year old Virgins try connect with little 11-12 basturds. And dances that get to addictive for kids who start doing it in public. And which is Annoying
Man: hey weres ur kid l
Mom: playing Fortnite
Man:Fortnite....What’s Fortnite??
Mom: oh u know a game which is so addictive and can take over kids mind
Man:Damn
Mom: playing Fortnite
Man:Fortnite....What’s Fortnite??
Mom: oh u know a game which is so addictive and can take over kids mind
Man:Damn
by Martial law /Rae.B December 6, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. A game that has a lot of horny 7 year olds playing it even though it for TEENS not KIDS. And there are a lot of child predators like this streamer named ninja and he plays with a lot of kids and he’s 25 and the kids are 5. It’s also trying to compete with PUBG and Apex Legends
by Diamond2468 February 24, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is a PC, console and mobile game by Epic Games. Meant for a 'wide variety' of ages, anyone from 5 to around 60* can play Fortnite. Can cause extreame rage if unchecked. Can cause their parents' credit cards to die from spending it all on
*probably
9-year-old: Hey Mom, I need your credit card!
Parent: What for?
9-year-old: V-Bucks so I can win the Number One Victory Battle Royale, and help John Wick!!
Parent: In what??
9-year-old: Omg you don't know what- *Deep, agitated sigh, fingers pinching bridge of nose*... you don't know what Fortnite is?!
Parent: No, why would I know or care what this 'Fortnite' is?
9-year-old: Hey Mom, I need your credit card!
Parent: What for?
9-year-old: V-Bucks so I can win the Number One Victory Battle Royale, and help John Wick!!
Parent: In what??
9-year-old: Omg you don't know what- *Deep, agitated sigh, fingers pinching bridge of nose*... you don't know what Fortnite is?!
Parent: No, why would I know or care what this 'Fortnite' is?
by Sumfuko January 22, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. Person one: aye easy dub in fortnite
Person two: isn’t fortnite that game that’s basically Minecraft with shooting
Person one: nah brother it’s the reason my girl left so I’ve been in lonely lodge recently :(
Person two: isn’t fortnite that game that’s basically Minecraft with shooting
Person one: nah brother it’s the reason my girl left so I’ve been in lonely lodge recently :(
by Pasyched assistant May 8, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by Warzone is gay September 24, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug.