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Angry Dragon

Suck a fart out of someone's ass and blow it out over a lit flame while yelling 'rawwwwwwr'.
He made me do the angry dragon. Does sucking a fart out of a mans ass then blowing it out over a lighter while yelling 'rawwwwr' make me a whore?
by Theonlypiratewhore April 18, 2018
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fire breathing dragon

A fire breathing dragon is if when receiving oral sex, at the point of orgasm, the man grabs the back of the person's head and jams it down causing the person to choke, and hopefully, the semen will make it's way up the nasal passage and out of the person's nose. This is a fire breathing dragon.
I accidentally gave my significant other a fire breathing dragon when she started gagging on my load, and it came out of her nose! It was hot.
by Vs Robot June 22, 2006
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When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.
"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."
by Daisy L. May 30, 2007
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Dragon Hour

Dragon Hour is the time just before darkness, when the fading/failing light makes it near impossible to focus your eyes. It is easier to see where you are going in actual darkness because your eyes can adjust to this.
'Dragon' comes from the film 'Reign of Fire' in which the character, 'Denton Van Zan' explains this hour...

"You see they (the dragons) have great vision during the day, and even better vision at night. But in the failing light, they can't focus. Magic hour."
Luke: "I can't see where the fuck i'm going!"

Joe: "It's Dragon Hour man, no-one fucking can!"
by J R Hurn October 5, 2007
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Dragonbear

A cross breed between an Alaskan kodiak bear and a dragon. Dragon back half and bear front half. They have a crazy stinger on their tail. Known to grow to heights of 80 feet tall and run at speeds of mach 1. They warm eachother up by breathing flames. They eat whole cows in one bite. Weasels are their favortie snack(30 at a time). The only protection from a dragonbear is to wear 120% cotton or to have pudding. If they are very angry u want to wear 140% cotton and cover your legs with pudding. They hate pudding. They are very rare, there are only about 8,000,000 left in the wild. Their urine is 250% alcohol.
O man, here comes that Dragonbear!!!!!!!! Better get the pudding!!!!
by Pussybeard Dickmustache April 27, 2008
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Dragon-duck

A combination of the mythical dragon and the more common duck. It is the size and shape of a giant dragon, but has the bill and webbed feet of a duck. Also, its wings are both feathery and leathery at the same time. Dragon-ducks inflict fear wherever they go.
someone call a dragon slayer, I just saw a dragon-duck!
by dark-hunterqueen17 June 14, 2010
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Hilarious Dragon

When receiving oral sex from a woman, upon ejaculation in her mouth, telling a joke SO HILARIOUS that she laughs, resulting in the semen blasting forth from her nostrils, like a dragon.
Guy: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Girl: (garlging)
Guy: Cause he had no BODY to go with

Result: The hilarious dragon.
by PatKevin October 5, 2009
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