Skip to main content

commentbomb

A comment on a facebook photo by some completely random person on your friends list that is uncool in every way, shape and form. This kills all conversation that would happen in the comments box, and raises the question to the poster of the photo of why the aforementioned loser is on their friends list.
{Lou posts a picture of Tom and Laura totally wasted}

Mike (in comment): Wow Tom you look great!

Lou (in real life): fuck. Another commentbomb, now all conversation on this photo is dead.
by TheDrMrAaron June 15, 2010
mugGet the commentbomb mug.

t'commandments

I. If the word 'tea' or the letter 'T' is spoken the speaker must brew a single cup for each wishingle recipient.

II. The speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.

III. Once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.

IV. Only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.

V. Gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.
t'commandments violations;

Aidan 'Where have you been today Craig?'
Craig 'O.T.C'
Aidan 'Go on then'

Holt 'Whats the ideal gas equation?'
Flint 'PV=nRT'
Holt 'Yes please'

Craig 'Im so battered cod I could kill for a cup of tea, oh shit...'
Uncaring housemates 'Eye, I fancy one at that'
by cawdor January 15, 2010
mugGet the t'commandments mug.

si senor commercial

I'm too sexy for my gym club membership fee (only id the person talking is Right Said Fred).
I'll take anal bum covers for 400.
mugGet the si senor commercial mug.

youtube's comment section

Kid A: Damn son, have you seen the comments on ----'s video?
Kid B: Dude, I'm still crying. These comments were hilarious! I will never get bored of reading Youtube's comment section!
by Divoltious January 3, 2015
mugGet the youtube's comment section mug.

Goblin Commander

A decent strategy game where you assume the roll of Grommel, the leader of the Stonkrusher Goblin Clan, whoes master ends up getting shot by an archer from the Hellfire Goblin Clan. For Microsoft XBox, Sony Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube.
The one thing that is not good about Goblin Commander is that the language of the Goblins is not translated into the language of the country the copy is sent to.
by Light Joker May 21, 2004
mugGet the Goblin Commander mug.

commercide

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.
The store committed commercide when it gave me that error message... I just left and bought someplace else.
by William Agush October 30, 2006
mugGet the commercide mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email