Cum Bucket

1. A hoe that after she dumps you goes and fucks everyone of your friends then your dad because all she likes is fresh cum in her ass just like when your little sister finds out she likes dick.
2. Could also be a bucket that all your friends cum in for 2 months then dump it on the cum bucket that fucked all your friends.

Friend 1: "hey u know that girl i was dating last week? ya well turns out she's a cum bucket cause she broke up with me then fucked all six of my friends."
Friend 2: "That sucks man. She's great at sex though dude i did her good."
Friend 1: "well as long as u went 100% i guess it's okay..."

by Professor Cockermcblockerson June 8, 2018

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

cum roulette

When you have six dudes cum in a chick and you all have to take a paternity test. Whoever is the father loses.

I lost cum roulette because I have a kid.

by askdkd May 13, 2012

Cum Burglar

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.

That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!

by Canada Chris September 8, 2006

cum cannon

Glorious definition of one's manhood

Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

cum whore

A person who loves the ejaculation of a lover.

That girl was a dity cum whore, she wanted it all over her face!

by sugarnips September 23, 2007

Cum Blobs

pretty self-explanatory - blobs of cum.

When you're doin' it doggy-style in your girlfriends front room while you're watching Space Jam, you blow your load, pull out, she stands up and huge cum blobs fall from the heavens.

by The Ladybug Picnic February 18, 2009