fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017

Benefit with friends

Unlike a friend with benefits, in which the priority is the friendship with sexual favors on the side, a "benefit with friends" almost exclusively prioritizes hooking up, with the possibility of being only loose acquaintances in public.

Sally is my benefit with friends. We'll fuck, but that's about it.

by Angst-Ridden Engineer April 28, 2011

Perfect friends

Someone who is there for you no matter what the situation may have been before. Forever will have some type of feelings for one another and this friendship cant be broken.

Jill & John are the cutest perfect friends!! I love them!

by Janlol1 July 16, 2017

best friend

The friend you are closest to. No other friends are as close to a best friend as your best friend. They never leave you out, and actually care about you greatly. They are people who you tell everything to. They love, you and never call anyone else their best friend. They can also be rude, but never take it to offense. Share tons of inside jokes

You don't compare to my best friend

by amaanna April 1, 2013

Friend Tax

Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.

Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"

Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."

by L33TNINJ4Gurl October 20, 2009

McGirl Friend

A girl that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to her, because she is so good. (Im lovin' it)

My mcgirl friend is so hot my wife would be pissed.

by MC JOEY January 5, 2011

fashion friends

People you hang out with for the sole purpose of looks and appeal. Usually an asset of social climbers and douches alike. Usually in the form of an entourage, fashion friends can range from your personal hair dresser to youtube vloggers.

"Ever since you started only hanging out with your fashion friends, you've gained more followers on Instagram, but you're still a douche.

by Menstralmotorcycle May 20, 2018