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uno reverse card

dumb kid: HA GAY
ME: UNO REVERSE CARD
dumb kid: NO
by jimmyyesyes October 21, 2019
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Birthday Card Status

When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!
by Lucy Loo Allblue February 4, 2012
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Last Card Wanker

During a game of poker:
the kind of twat that goes the entire round bluffing with completely nothing and then wins only by the sheer luck of the last card
there needs no example, you will know if you've suffered at the hands of these last card wankers
by Tino the Rapist March 24, 2010
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Louisiana library card

When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly
Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*

Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..
by Connorbrown3993 January 12, 2019
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greeting card marriage

When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.
Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.
by Bexolater3000 August 14, 2018
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slide the v card

I met this fresh hottie at tha club. We went back to her place and after some fooling around I slid the v card.
by dr. shango August 2, 2003
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Oyster Card skmming

A obsessive yet mysterious pastime engaged by London Underground addicts.

Usually reffered to as a game, Oyster Card skimming usually involves L.U. addicts around the age of 15-17 who 'borrow' their parents' Oyster Card and 'touching in and out' at Amersham Station at the end of the Metropolitan Line.

The game begins at any nomniated station between two or more players and the aim of the game is to reach Amersham Station by any means possible, but 'touching in' on the Oyster Card reader so that a time is recorded on the station's computer. The game ends when all players arrive at Amersham. The winner is the one with the fastest time.

The loser gets left behind on the platform to catch the next coming train and must join the others post haste at another nominated station.
"Jack went Oyster Card skimming and beat Jane..."
by Anne-Marie June 28, 2004
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