Battery in your back

1.Convincing a weak minded individual to handle a confrontation for you, usually through violence.
2. To persuade a individual to accomplish a task they were previously unaware of; or procrastinating on.

"I put the battery in your back", now go do what needs to be done.

by Rapwell617 December 9, 2008

peed in your cheerios

A term used to draw attention to someone's bad mood, bitchiness, or your general hate for that person.

"Jeeze, who peed in your cheerios??"

by Ethan Marston January 8, 2009

Your mum in a bag

An insult originally coined in the mid 1700's by Anglo-Irish writer Jonathan Swift. The insult has no real defined meaning but It can be determined from context to essentially be accusing ones mother of being a possession. As was commonplace then and now many people carry their possessions in bags, thus the insult begins to make sense.

While not commonly used, the insult has begun to make an appearance on many social media sites such as facebook, instagram, imgur, youtube etc.

"I know your mother well. She's in a bag" or "Your mum in a bag"

by JewshWillmort February 27, 2019

hashtag that in your cereal

"suck it" "how about them apples" "you thought it was this way but it's that way"

Person 1: Hey got any ice cream left?

Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!

Person 1: Wait there's none left!

Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal

by zugs May 4, 2020

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

by Bully Maguire August 22, 2021

bang in your face

To shoot someone in the general area of the face, usually with a hand gun. Used by an unnamed radio dj to make themselves sound gangster/rude/street. It fails in all three.....

Wow, that shit is BANG IN YOUR FACE!!!

...urm....no its not mate.....

by BHardy September 8, 2005

Put A Quarter in Your Ass

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.

Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.

by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016