the wood

To describe something that is extremely bad or the definition of a female who is extremely unattrative.

Man that bamma is The Wood!

Man I saw this girl at Pg Plaza and she was the wood!!

by Boogie05 April 19, 2006

Wood

What George gets in the mornings

Osca: AHHHHH bears trying to shove his wood in my face

by Dave October 3, 2004

will woods

A goat himself. A hot guy who listens to no one and is a great athlete

He's just a will woods

by Jon gamma August 9, 2017

the Wood

Woodinville, Washington. a city in the state of washington

Yo Im from the Wood!- Kickin it in the wood! Cause the Boyz in the wood are always hard.

by D.J. sparkly Pete January 28, 2004

Wood

A dick

My girl grabbed my wood and started rubbing it

by King awesome27 April 11, 2014

WOOD

To be someone so great that everyone in the surrounding environment seethes with jealousy.

Wow, that person sure is like wood.

Hey, I wish I could be wood.

Man, I hate that wood guy for being so awesome.

by TheOneAndOnlyWood September 14, 2008

Wood

questioning for object, read by western cowboys.

Wood the fuck is your problem

by Melancholykills August 11, 2009