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Thor Stan

A brain dead idiot who thinks a fat ass demi God with electric powers can beat anyone with his axe
"Someone said that Thor solos"

"It's probably one of those dumbass Thor stans"
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Thor's Hammer

Shitting in a pillow case then hitting someone with it, the reason for its name is that when the shit is at the end of the pillow case during motion it looks like a hammer. Also the person with the pillow case looks like Thor.
"Dude you looked like Thor when you hit that guy with a pillow case full of shitit was awesome!"

"Thor's Hammer is awesome."
by Jesus mutha ****** christ! September 10, 2011
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Hammer of Thor

Handshake in which two people raise their right arm, forming a fist with their hand and then hitting said arms against each other.
Using the Hammer of Thor, Adrien saluted his friend.
by HammerThorOf January 21, 2009
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Thor's Hammer

When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.
Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?
by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015
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thor's helmet

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose. while in position ripping a fart
Natalie Portman was napping on the set of thor i thought it would be funny to giver her a viking helmet but the buffalo chicken pizza started rumbling and turned it into a thor's helmet
by chef de cuisine December 16, 2010
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Thor Thighs

Things that are so mighty and large than thunder thighs just doesn't cut it.
Did you see Liz's Thor Thighs?
by Lycour November 20, 2012
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pulling a thor

the act of making plans then later backing out to play first person shooters to fap to and being a fag
person1: we can go to the fair now

person2: yes man this is going to be a good day

person3: i cant i have to go home play some c.o.d

person1: stop pulling a thor
by smokesweedforlifexxx883 May 15, 2014
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