Angry Mallory

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck

Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

Mallori Scalzo

A young female living in Minooka, il, who is a beast singer, facebook addict, and cashiers LIKE NO OTHER at the local jewel osco. oh and david spinola is really cool.
also known as MAL SCALZ

hey, Mallori Scalzo is the example right now<.

by ninjadudeboy November 26, 2010

Mallory Munion

the wife of a Munion who loves to cuddle and hook-up with her fellow Munion.

That Mallory Munion really loves her Munion

by suwobangin00 October 21, 2010

Mallory R

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did you see Mallory R, shes "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR8"

by GR8 DuDe DUnkiN doNUt December 17, 2018

mallory maestre

Sweet, loving,caring young mother who loves her children so much but loves her oldest daughter "Gianna" more than the others

You guys are so Mallory Maestre

by Jayleeeeeennn July 8, 2017

Mallory 💜💕

Mallory is a great friend to trust and the last person you would ever want to hurt. Her laughs make you laugh and her tears give you tears. She’s the most beautiful and amazing friend you’d ever meet and to hurt her would be a sin. If she’s upset THERE IS A REASON! Either send her a funny video or give her space (literally paint her a galaxy) jk but seriously don’t loose her because if she’s gone you better believe her best friend is going to be there backing her up and making sure you stay out of her life for good.

Mallory 💜💕 is the best person I’ve ever met!

by Nebulanotfound January 26, 2021

Mallory's Mac and Cheese

A Mac and Cheese recipe by The Goddess Of Annoyingness (Mallory) consisting of microwaved Kraft Dinner, tortilla chips, Doritos, pistachios, salt, pepper, paprika, parmesan cheese, butter, cream cheese, Ritz crackers, and shredded cheddar cheese.

Mallory: YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY MY MAC AND CHEESE ITS REALLY GOODDDDD uwu
Everyone else: What the fuck no
Mallory's Mac and Cheese: *uwu*

by Allie Waters-Statan July 3, 2019