Waddle

Like going for a paddle, but the land equivalent.

Jerry the Duck enjoys an occasional cheeky Sunday waddle, as it brings a healthy variety to his usual lifestyle of more prosaic paddling.

by hocusBOGUS May 7, 2018

Waddle thy daddle

Waddle thy daddle means to beat your meat, but in a sophisticated upright way. Can be used with the bros at all times.

Bro 1: I'm going home to waddle thy daddle.
Bro 2: what is that?
Bro 3: he's gonna beat his meat bro!

by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020

Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 July 9, 2016

Waddle

Quickly look up something using DuckDuckGo akin to Googling something.

Salvador Dali made a painting called "Hitler Masturbating", just waddle it if you don't believe me!

by alienozi March 18, 2022

Darren waddle

umm he's a pretty weird guy, but he will beat you up with his jujutsu

Darren waddle more like HES GONNA BEAT YOU UP

by Todobeggins October 1, 2021

Anal Twat Waddle

An Anal Twat Waddle is how a female walks right after getting double penetration.

Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.

by What’s up! November 27, 2024

donut waddle

Describes the walk of a police officer that has had too many donuts

Referencing the poloce officer going in Walmart. "Looks like he has had too many donuts. Look at his donut waddle."

by anonymous March 19, 2025