Wounded Veteran

A political candidate who is definitely going to lose an election.

Having a Wounded Veteran as a major party's candidate for president twice in twelve years against a much younger "opponent" should have made more people realize the United States is a corrupt country, not unlike Ukraine (let's see how much money Zelenskyy walks away with after his oval office meeting today).

by Publius0987 August 18, 2025

Cock Veteran

A woman who is so experienced with many men's penises, that she could be called a veteran of cocks.

"Careful with her bro, I heard she's a Cock Veteran."

"Relax dude, I'm sure she's clean"

"How can you know if this her 100th tour of duty in the bedroom?"

by inferno(gamer) December 12, 2023

Veteran Widow

1.) A woman who's remained a widow throughout the rest of her life, esp. up until old age. One who's husband died more than 2 decades ago, at a young age never making it to old age. A widow who's lost her husband a long time ago.

This term also refers to widow Nina Von Stauffenberg, who died in 2006 at the age of 92, within less than 62 years after her husband, late german nazi soldier Klaus Von Stauffenberg was killed in 1944 at age 36.

Zac: My maternal grandmother just had her 89th birthday last week.

Chris: Didn't you have a maternal grandfather? Like, wasn't she married?

Zac: She was married. I never knew my grandfather. He died in 1967. My grandmother never remarried.

Chris: DUDE! You've got to be kidding me, right! She's like a fucking Veteran Widow!

by ribetab July 31, 2010

Simple Poetic Veteran

Represents a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Simple Poetic Veteran has published nine books.

by simplepoetvet July 22, 2019

Veteran

A person that is not a virgin

Jarvis johnson: You are a veteran
Me: I am veteran't

by The cock of your eyes January 13, 2022