Purple turtleneck

When your girl grabbed your dick skin and snaps it and it turns purple.

“Ahh bitch now I gotta purple turtleneck on my dick, stupid hoe.”

by Loud_Mustache December 31, 2017

Turtleneck

If someone wears a turtleneck , it means that they want to get fucked

Hey girl, I see you’re wearing a turtleneck. Want to go back to my place?

by Random guy with too much time January 7, 2020

Jewish Turtleneck

Neck brace

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”

by TaeBigg June 16, 2025

Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017

Glazed Turtleneck

When a man ejaculates onto his partner’s excess foreskin.

There’s nothing I love more than when Felipe treats me to a piping hot glazed turtleneck.

by Pat MacGroyn February 14, 2021

Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff

I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer

by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023

Sleeveless Turtleneck

And uncircumcised penis, with shaved pubes

He took off his pants and had a sleeveless turtleneck.

by Allamericanbeard1776 November 8, 2021