turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater

"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"

by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015

Glazed Turtleneck

When a man ejaculates onto his partner’s excess foreskin.

There’s nothing I love more than when Felipe treats me to a piping hot glazed turtleneck.

by Pat MacGroyn February 14, 2021

turtleneck overflow

When you're wearing a turtleneck, but your neck is too short for the shirt, so you look like a tool.

Lauren: Hey dude, nice turtleneck.
Kevin: Thanks. It doesn't fit me very well.
Lauren: Oh man, you've got some mad turtleneck overflow.

by Cejei October 5, 2016

Turtlenecking

The act of pulling the foreskin back, and then pushing the coiled penis skin over the head of the penis to cover it. Which commonly leaves a bit of the penis head showing at the top. Resembling that of a bald man in a turtle neck.

Haven't been turtlenecking since I was a kid. You guys are still doing that?

by TheZucction February 7, 2025

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff

I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer

by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023

Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017