When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.
Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
by Duke 0f York February 20, 2009
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Oh. It’s national tortilla day! I can throw tortillas at people time to yeet that bitch on someone’s face _kailey October 29 national tortilla day
by Kxileyalexis November 1, 2019
Get the October 29 national tortilla day mug.A caucasian girl who is obsessed sexually with guys of latino descent. She is referred to as a Flour tortilla because she likes having her white "tortilla" filled with "mexican meat".
by Billy Bad Azz October 15, 2011
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Get the floppy tortilla mug.When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.
“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.
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Get the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club mug.Steve: Take a look at that black tortilla chip over there.
John: Hmmm, all i see is a black-Mexican guy.
John: Hmmm, all i see is a black-Mexican guy.
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