Tobias

Tobias is the name of a guy who is very found of horror related things. He'll always be down to talk about horror movies while eating a bowl of cereal. His favorite cereal, no matter what the choices are, is Colossal Crunch. He also is very found of clowns, dolls, masks, and has a huge obsession with the Silent Hill franchise. Pyramid Head is his go to favorite character, and he wants Pyramid Head to be in every game. Yes, he even wants Pyramid Head in Mario Kart. But no matter what, he'll always be willing to talk about your problems, he'll always be there for you. He may be allergic to everything, but that doesn't stop him from telling the world about how great Pyramid Head is. Even though he loves horror themed things with a passion, he is still a very wholesome guy to talk to. If you have a Tobias in your life, be thankful for them.

"You can tell he's a Tobias as he has questionable pictures of Pyramid Head on his phone."

by M̵͎͗̓U̸͔̲̽͝T̴͉̈́̂E̸̝̖̓ August 25, 2018

Carina + Tobias

Best couple there ever was so kawaii

did you see Carina + Tobias so cute together

by konebankerjakob November 25, 2021

Tobias

He acts tough but is really just a sweetheart. He’s got bootiful eyes and a lean, ripped bod. His goofiness can be annoying but makes life fun. He’s protective over loved ones. His presence is sure to brighten your day.

“Tobias is so dreamy”

“I’d let Tobias have my babies”

by browneyes&butterflies July 14, 2020

Tobias

Tobias is the type of guy to paint himself blue to try get into the blue man group

Michael: You haven’t auditioned yet?

Tobias: Oh no no I’m not in the group yet no I’m afraid I just blue myself

by Uselessdesk June 6, 2023

Tobias

Tobias is like an old soul. He is smart, wise and gives the best advices. He also has the purest soul. Everybody should have a Tobias in their life.

Oh, i talked to Tobias and now i feel 100% better.

by melikey1111 January 14, 2023

Tobiasitis

When you get so fat and lazy that you don’t wanna work more than 8hrs a day, only want heavy rate, and don’t want to work weekend overtime either. Also known for exchanging working through lunch for going home early. And blame everything on being married, moving and having kids.

John heard sean got the job at ecco. John replied “sean was a hard worker, he’s gonna get spoiled over there and be ruined by a bad case of Tobiasitis”

by JhoffaSR April 14, 2019

Tobias

A gangstah who likes big butts and tits

Aww man i wish i was tobias

by Silvia sarros December 11, 2016