A sad state of affairs or just pure back luck when a person (most oftenly a female) is ugly, fat, and has bad hair.
by The Devil's Mistress July 07, 2005
Tonight man, we have to chill and double threat. Just getting drunk won't do it for me. Let's get twisted!
by Shaggyisabamf April 08, 2011
by themakers February 15, 2010
When trying to get the best mobile phone deal, you ask for your pac code to be sent and threaten to switch networks in the hope that they will give you a better discount.
Fran: "Michael they wont give me unlimited texts unless I sign for 24 months..."
Michael: "Give them a Pac Threat"
Fran: "...and they're saying £35/month too"
Michael: "Pac Threat"
Fran: "I'm getting my pac sent....wait she's checking with her manager, yup I got it!"
Michael: "Give them a Pac Threat"
Fran: "...and they're saying £35/month too"
Michael: "Pac Threat"
Fran: "I'm getting my pac sent....wait she's checking with her manager, yup I got it!"
by Fran P April 08, 2009
by Southern Threat January 27, 2021
by Thatguy_ November 14, 2017
When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018