Smitty is a man that is handsome. He’s the type to marry and have kids with an Aquarius. He may be a little toxic but he will not kiss your ass or waist his time one you. He may give you a second chance in a relationship but do not question his loyalty. Smitty is on that type of time. He’s the type to slide down on the opps with his people. Smitty always stays out the way. He has money, he’s smart, and has a good sex drive. Smitty is a man with dreads and has all the guns. Smitty is an east side type of man. Smitty isn’t weak and would take your pole. He doesn’t play about his love ones he would blow your top. Find you a smitty his loyalty runs deep.
by Naymarla May 7, 2021
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... or whatever SpongeBob said.
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
by ültra-violencē July 14, 2024
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Guy 1: Hey Smitty you ready to go on spring break?
Smitty: Yah shit face - lets snort cocaine off hookers asses.
Smitty: Yah shit face - lets snort cocaine off hookers asses.
by skinny dude 22 February 22, 2022
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