put nard

A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).

Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.

by poddle hiney September 14, 2011

nard soup

Pussy ass dude lol go ahead n smack the nard soup ass guy

She is so hot. "Yeah her mcm is a nard soup tho."

by Tanner pep May 11, 2017

Nard Bard

A nickname used to refer to one as a testicle flicker.

Geez, Rob is such a nard bard. I hate him.

by DonCheadlelover November 26, 2021

fart nard

when having sex mostly in cowgirl and a girl farts on your balls to warm them up

dingus: me and jenny were having sex last night and and i said my balls were getting cold so she gave me a fart nard🤢

by it ya boy skinny penis November 3, 2020

Nard Sandwich

When multiple men aggressively spoon each other on the bottom bunk of a bunkbed. The buns consisting of two random people and the meat consisting of the most popular person present. Extra toppings can be added.

"Damn, the Nard-Dog was so hard during the Nard Sandwich!"

"Mason, Bernard, and Aidan made a crazy Nard Sandwich last night!"

by Dogboot June 13, 2019

lady nards

Reference to a woman's equipment. The VA Jay Jay. Balls can be called nards. So why not call ours "lady nards?"

I like that even better than meat flaps.

I slept with Steve again last night. Man, my lady nards are hurtin'!

Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!

by Daisyflowerssc April 26, 2021

nard cake

Someone who hates themselves, doesn't drink there shredbull, or is named Alex.

Alex is a fricking nard cake, you fricking nard cake.

by Ericreid35 February 6, 2017