Doodle Porn (n): a picture drawn out of boredom (commonly in class) depicting a naked person. May or may not be erotic in nature.
Catt drew a picture of a naked chick sleep during class yesterday. She was totally making doodle porn.
by ElkinFencer10 July 23, 2009

A penile erection. A boner.
by Billy Bob Greenburg December 18, 2013

by Senor Samtit. March 3, 2010

Todd: Dude, your apartment is filthy!
Fuckface: Sorry bra, I had a crazy night last night with Sarah... And the aftermath is all of this doodle dust spread around the room.
Todd: Gross! Bust out the dustbuster!!
Fuckface: Sorry bra, I had a crazy night last night with Sarah... And the aftermath is all of this doodle dust spread around the room.
Todd: Gross! Bust out the dustbuster!!
by spyoptiks June 15, 2011

by Killua tho🤪😚 September 24, 2020

When your pissed off at a girl, you shit in your hand and slap the bitch in face while she is having sex with someone else
by Tit Monkey January 11, 2009

by Rio D. August 13, 2006
