The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.
Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass
by h0wl1n6w0lf January 28, 2016
Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.
by Timfy Toes October 10, 2007
Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
by hipsterjew April 07, 2010
A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.
When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.
boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
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boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
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by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009
Dude 1: I was working late when she came by my office and now I have a total Tiger Woody for her.
Dude 2: You have a nice family, keep it buttoned up.
Dude 2: You have a nice family, keep it buttoned up.
by P. Nathan Puthy December 05, 2009
Example 1: We kissed and I saw her eyes, and I popped a woody.
Example 2: Don't get excited Daniel! You may pop a woody!
Example 2: Don't get excited Daniel! You may pop a woody!
by xXiDarkness November 01, 2013
Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
by the man with the hoody's December 04, 2008