silent roommate

Marijuana grown in one's house as a means of paying rent, utilities and other bills.

Ian: Hey Randy, you do you afford rent when you don't have a job?
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...

by saluteyoursharts July 03, 2015

New Roommate Syndrome

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.

New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!

by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 03, 2017

Roommate Pizza

A pizza split directly in half, box and all, between two roommates

The roommate pizza truly embodies the roommate spirit of splitting everything right down the middle.

by RoomiePizza January 20, 2024

Roommate Hole

Finding your things have gone missing and you can only deduce your roommate must have taken it.

Student 1: Man. My beercase had gone missing from the fridge. It must've fallen to the Roommate Hole. Man, my roommate is an asshole.
Student 2: Don't worry mate, I get you a pint from the pub.
Student 1: Thanks mate, you're the best.

by Jonesy D. January 29, 2016

Roommate Roulette

The risky act of opening your room/residence without knocking and hoping to not find your roommate in the middle of a sexual act

Sam: *thinking* ‘my roommate stepped out I should be good for a quicky’
Darrel: *opens room door without knocking* brother eeewwhhh!!!!!!!! You have caused me to lose roommate roulette

by skinnybydefualt April 02, 2024

Roommate Phase

The feeling of couples becoming more like roommates rather than romantic partners due to a lack of platonic connection

Oh no, I feel like I'm going through the roommate phase

by brausing July 11, 2024

Boston roommate

Like a Boston Marriage, but much less platonic.

"Hey, is that your girlfriend?"
"We prefer the term Boston Roommates when we're in the Deep South."

by tenfourfuckbuddy December 09, 2018