Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023

The local group of people or the meeting place for social clubs such as Freemasons or Moose. A very beautiful and sexy woman named Jen will disagree and say the term only applies to the meeting place but she is incorrect.
I'm joining a lodge
by Rob Molecule August 3, 2025

People that participate in secret societies that meet in lodges that commit homosexual acts as part of their blackmailing process for continued membership. ( e.g. Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)
Lodge: a branch or meeting place of an organization such as the Freemasons.
"the foundation of the Grand Lodge of England"
Lodge: a branch or meeting place of an organization such as the Freemasons.
"the foundation of the Grand Lodge of England"
by anonymous January 20, 2024

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016

by Incredibat December 22, 2020

Using and sleeping with a person with a primary purpose of a bed to stay. Also said for a slang or more political correct term for a one night stand.
Billy is in Aspen for the X-games and realizes he only has one hour to find a lodging partner before the bar closes.
by hobbittroll February 22, 2015

by MrsHLecter March 27, 2024
