haggis

A dumbfuck who always does stupid shit.

Why am I such a haggis?

by baby haggis June 21, 2018

Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother

The haggis is mad again

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025

Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

by A whole bundle o' gay June 12, 2018

The Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother.

The haggis is going off on one again

by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025

haggis guts

one whos arse smells more than most!

jeez you got some haggis guts lukey

by rageoss September 15, 2006

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 29, 2024