Haggis Humper

A Scotsman

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009

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haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020

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Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.

It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.

by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025

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Ya haggis

{worst cunt}
{tramps arse}

Aww here you ya haggis run up ma ribs ya cheese melt

by G lingo February 1, 2019

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Haggy

Historical saying of good will and celebration usually used on the 2nd night of Hannukah. This phrase was popularized by those who believe (not shayna).

Haggy to my close family and friends!

by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021

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