Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold

James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009

Coldest place in the universe

why

guy 1: look up the coldest place in the universe
guy 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING WHEN IMPOSTER SUS 😳😳😳😳😳 *gunshot*
guy 1: guy 2 was not the imposter!!!!!!

by Jay The Cat September 18, 2021

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022