The Afghan back is a just another way of rubbing one out, having a wank, belting one out on the blue veined banjo masturbating for short. This style originates from the middle east which incorperates a method of sneakyness slash egotistical masturbation.
The process of the Afghan Backhand starts with bending your wrist back cutting off the blood to your hand for at least 10 mins this will render your hand anesthetized. Now prop your right leg up unto a table and with your right hand reach back around the outside of your thigh and grab your penis. Because of the lose of sensation in your digits and the limited vision from your thigh you may find it hard to locate your cock. Dont give up you only have a limited time to nutt one out before the feeling comes back to your hand and the deceite seeps in. Enjoy!
by nutbags August 17, 2010
When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda
by PapaDaddyWassup November 01, 2019
Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.
by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019
by Richard of arms November 26, 2021
1. An attempt to appease to a group of people for financial gain while still simultaneously portraying that group of people in a negative, or unfavourable light. Usually playing on racist stereotypical tropes, or keeping up with racist/bigotted media trends aimed at creating or sustaining a negative or unfavourable image of the targeted group of people.
2. Attacking a group of people's image under the guise of progressiveness.
2. Attacking a group of people's image under the guise of progressiveness.
Example of backhand pandering is placing black women in lead roles for movies to pander to them for money, yet this lead black female character adheres to negative racist stereotypes that portray black women in an unfavourable light.
by New age definitions December 25, 2019
A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 01, 2018
A word in the 2010 app "My Pink Friday"
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The act of using intense force while unexpectedly giving da back hand to a hater
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The act of using intense force while unexpectedly giving da back hand to a hater
by lilchavvy January 24, 2021