crease me

Crease me, when she wants you too have sex with her but shes a pig and she won't stop snorting.

Bae: hey babe, i want you too crease me *snort* *snort*
Boyfriend: No way you keep snorting and rolling around in the mud, stupid pig!

by Manlikeeee January 7, 2017

Buttery Crease

What happens when you can't seem to wipe enough, especially after a long night of drinking.
Symptoms include:
Burning and itching
Consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
Brown skid in your underwear
Feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your butt cheeks

Patient: "I can't seem to shake this feeling doctor. I keep going to the bathroom and trying to clean myself but it doesn't seem to work. A few minutes later, I am standing there again and it comes right back."

Doctor: "You are suffering from a buttery crease."

Or with your friends:
1st guy: "Dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?"
2nd guy: "I've got a buttery crease."

by rocket chic January 19, 2013

Christmas Crease

A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.

Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:

Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"

Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"

by Mtmtb April 13, 2010

cum crease

When an errant of ejaculant sprays and lands on ones pants and left to dry over night, sticking ones pants together.

Dude! Is that a cum crease?

by Olive but hole May 9, 2016

craft-crease

The crease in one's belly fat that is formed when sitting to close to the desk, while playing World of Warcraft.

After his sixteen hour raid, Ty was suffering some major craft-crease.

by Menotank October 7, 2011

Weebsbury Crease

The act of making a distinct bend in your raffle card/paper before dropping it in a bowl used for a drawing. As a raffle-drawer is more likely to pick a card that sticks out rather than lays flat, it increases the chance of the card being drawn.

I really wanted to win the signed Wallace and Gromit statue, so I gave my raffle ticket a Weebsbury Crease.

by the handle is blank June 22, 2016

Crease Gunk

The shit in the creases in between one’s genitals and thighs, generally built up from under garnments or just not washing your junk.

Does anyone here know the best way to get rid of crease gunk?

by Nerdarino July 14, 2018