by TheMagicalPenis January 21, 2019
Get the Testicular Eclipsemug. When Bobo (giant ass gorilla) says, hey I’m tired of your shit and windmills the shit out of your nuts.
“Hey John did you hear about the guy that pissed off that gorilla? Yea, he got a testicular smash from Bobo.”
by Palace guard May 4, 2018
Get the testicular smashmug. Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
Get the Testicular Elephantiasismug. When a wild, macho, "man's man" gets with a woman that dominates him and, figuratively speaking, castrates him.
Tony used to love to hang out and party all night, gettin all kinds of ho's! Then he got with this domineering b****, now he's suffering from testicular atrophy.
by Jaime Choo the JUBU August 5, 2008
Get the testicular atrophymug. The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises
by MetalBoundBlast April 22, 2010
Get the Testicular Manswermug. The act of malice towards another man's testicles. This explains why some animals have small balls and others have their balls inside their body.
by The master of testicular malice May 4, 2006
Get the testicular malicemug. But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.
This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.
This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive
by Daughter of Set July 6, 2006
Get the testicular cancermug.