satori tendou

the hottest ,most amazing, most adorable, most scrumdiddlyumptious character in haikyuu.

person 1 : do you know satori tendou?
person 2 : oh yeah, that cute guy from shiratorizawa?

by chickentendou5 July 22, 2021

Ho Tendencies

noun.
Used to describe behavior that is inherently programmed into females because of sexual repression brought upon by societies need to restrict and deny human sexuality. Can take forms in many degrees:

*Also can be expressed during periods of lowered inhibition and/or periods of prolonged sexual abstinence (i.e. Spring Break, Mardi Gras, drunken nights).

*Or the actions of a nasty ass bitch

ex: Juanita has 12% ho tendencies whereas Orangelica is 60% straight up ho.

Ex:Two nights ago Yolanda got tired of her usual late night movies and went out for some action, resulting in 95% ho tendencies, a hangover and lost undies.

by Orgenlica Juanita Williams April 9, 2009

tendin' a tobacco patch

erotic sexplay involving the patch of hair some men have on the small of the back above or extending down the anal crevice, or tobacco patch.

"listen girl, I got to get off this phone and get in the shower... I'm covered in juice from tendin' his tobacco patch."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004

video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

by Therealme23 March 2, 2016

Tennonym

Words that when typed in T9 may be written as a word not intended.

Also pronounced "T9onym"

A Tennonym for "Jordan" is "Korean"
A Tennonym for "Caleb" is "Baked"

"Dude, my girlfriend is so bad at texting. Her text's are so full of tennonyms."

by Caleb McIntosh March 27, 2009

tendou.org

Sexy 😂 pls marry me 😨😨😨. Anyways yah 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤪🤪🤪🤪

Do you know who tendou.org!?!? Yes someone hot 😍😍😍🥰😘😘🥰🥰🥰

by Hitagisgf March 29, 2021

tendouandushiwaka

The baddest bitch ever. They support ushiten and you should too. Why you ask? Because it’s underrated asf and needs spotlight THATS why.

tendouandushiwaka is the best. I will call them mommy when they ask me to.

by tendouandushijimassupport April 9, 2021