Sweden

A population of 1:Pewdiepie

You live in Sweden? You're lying! You're not even Pewdiepie!

by Blosse12 July 16, 2022

A night in Sweden

A night in Sweden is when you and 2 other straight dudes cuddle up to each other in a bed that is too small. DICK TO ASS.

Remember when we had a night in Sweden? That was crazy fr fr.

by BigDickWalrus6969 August 29, 2022

Sweden

Literally everything good comes from there: PewDiePie, IKEA, Minecraft...

Person: Why is the country of the vikings (Sweden) so happy?

by ShadowLatte April 24, 2022

Sweden

A "country" in Northern Europe that everybody knows is just a wannabe Norway.

John: Yo, Juan! do you want to come to Sweden with me this summer?
Paul: Man hell no. Sweden is just a shittier version of Norway.
John: Oh shit really? Guess i'll book a trip to Norway instead. Thanks for telling me Paul.

by A Canadian Person October 20, 2022

Sweden

Sweden is the worst country to ever have existed. everyone from Sweden look identical, so it is really hard to remember who is who. Every time you go there, you throw up from just hearing the awful language. It also has a lot of terrorist attacks, so that's another big red flag. The country is shit and you should never go there. I hope it crumbles in corruption and over inflation. The Swedish krone should be worth even less then it already does. I hope it gets attacked by the rest of the world and that Norway will regain our lost lands.

"Sweden is so shit!"
"I hope Sweden burns to the ground!"

by kulim December 16, 2021

Sweden

A fuck ton of depressed, freezing, musical people with a coffee addiction. Also the country looks like a big ol schlong.

I’m going to Sweden to feel worse. Wanna come?

by holger örn February 2, 2021

Sweden

A country that hasn't locked anything down yet, and still has a lower death rate that some countries that have, even after a year.

What's the point in Sweden locking down now, a year into the pandemic, when their death rate has been consistently lower than some countries that have locked down? No wonder the Swedes are neutral, even if they didn't fuck up at something, they're still going to make their policy what everyone else's policy is because they are outnumbered, rather than show people from other countries that not all countries have to do things the same way, since that would require conflict.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021