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Swaggy Jeans 

Jeans worn to try and demonstrate that the wearer has swag, and to attract the attention of the hottest girls around my showing how skinny they are and their ugly boxers. In reality they end up just being sagging, baggy jeans that no one can respect.
David: Hey Bibi, check out that dumbass over there with his ass hanging out the back of his swaggy jeans!

Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much?

David: Right.

Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff.
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Swaggy Baggins 

When a nerd has a lot of swag
"Woah have you seen Jimmy?"
"Yeah he's got a lot of swag! Have you seen his lord of the rings ring and star wars trapper keeper! He's a Swaggy Baggins!"

Swaggy wiener dawg 

Oh man that girl is a swaggy wiener dawg

Swaggy j 

A boring hunk that thinks he's really cool but smells like a toads ass and skin is like mouldy bread
Swaggy j by Biggy man July 30, 2017

Swaggy Dopper 

The distributers that distribute biggy litty's, They are large 45 year old males who sit in their car in the corner of the playground with The Police's "Every breath you take" playing on the radio as they watch small childeren play on the swings, waiting to sell their new hip hop ass drug.
"Nick is a swaggy dopper, i heard he sold to that skinny jimmy kid, what a fucking risk"
Swaggy Dopper by Sneakidsss June 24, 2018
Swaggy P has a lot of definitions. Such include: “bet”, “ok”, “that’s clutch”, or even “good job” or “great”
“Yo can you do me a huge favor
“Yeah I got you”
Swaggy P, thanks man”
Swaggy P by Ochaat October 17, 2018

swaggy seggsy gurl 

known as luana. she is queen
wow look at that swaggy seggsy gurl! oh it’s just Luana.