Eternal suffering and this guy go hand-in-hand, seriously, someone needs to give him a proper happy ending; great guy tho
Subaru has a great sense of humor 🌞
by StraightOuttaAzkaban January 20, 2022

The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.
“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
by boopsae October 11, 2023

The best thing that could ever exist. truly an omnipotent being beyond our understanding and completely based
by lcsfld September 17, 2022

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by owi1kanobii25 June 22, 2022
