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Subaru

Eternal suffering and this guy go hand-in-hand, seriously, someone needs to give him a proper happy ending; great guy tho
Subaru has a great sense of humor 🌞
by StraightOuttaAzkaban January 20, 2022
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The Subaru Fallacy

The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020
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Akehoshi Subaru Theorem

The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.
“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
by boopsae October 11, 2023
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subaru

The best thing that could ever exist. truly an omnipotent being beyond our understanding and completely based
"hey man subaru is such a cool guy,"

"yeah i know he's so based"
by lcsfld September 17, 2022
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2021 subaru impreza

The best hatchback ever, JDM icon, the cum wagon. INSTANT BITCHES.
Look at that he drives a 2021 subaru impreza, he must have mad hoes on his dick.
by owi1kanobii25 June 22, 2022
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