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Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!
"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012
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Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.
by kingblingdong April 27, 2010
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Aggressive Spooning

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.
by Dinde October 14, 2008
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phone spooning

Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.

Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!
Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?
by ohhaytonylulu November 9, 2012
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Pillow Spooning

The act of spooning with a girl that you want to have sex with. Instead of having sex you try and fight the urge by placing a pillow between you two. It is also called the S&L!
"Last night, I hecka wanted to bang this chick and all we ended up doing was pillow spooning till like 6 am"
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Sit-Spooning

The act of sitting on the ground, bench or other surface with two or more people facing the the same direction, with full body contact. A variation of the typical spooning, where the same general idea is used in a 'sitting' situation.
Alex, Kane and Taylor were sit-spooning in their family photo, taken when Alex was the oldest.
by stephaa June 1, 2011
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Friend Spooning

Where one person lays front to back with another person. Fitting together like spoons.
Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.
by shoegirl1990 August 14, 2011
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