spoon

utensil consisting of a small, shallow bowl on a handle, used in preparing, serving, or eating food

I used my spoon to eat cereal this morning for breakfast.

by Phillis1 May 20, 2005

spooned

Being owned to a large extent. Or getting raped in the ass. Also refered to as two people getting intimate without intercourse known as spooning.

did you see when that crazy prick spooned that passed out guy at last nights party.

by chubbsmaster June 23, 2009

Spooning

The act of laying a spoon across the body of another who is asleep in the sun, and who is, without a doubt, about to get massively sunburnt. The result: a white spoon mark that cannot be removed.

Guy 1: *places spoon on Guy 2's leg* "Spooning.. Brilliant idea!"

Guy 2: *wakes up hours later* "Bloody hell.." *looks down to see spoon mark on leg* "I've been spooned!"

by ieBaringa April 11, 2013

Spooning

Stabbing your sexual partner in the crotch with a spoon.

“Me and Rebecca were spooning all night that it actually bent”

by CluelessFurry69 June 1, 2018

Spoon

noun- East coast term used for a lacrosse stick.

Hey did you bring your spoon? We're going to have a catch.

by Big RuK February 25, 2011

spoonful

A sexual encounter that consists of either vaginal intercourse, oral intercourse, or anal intercourse.

I got a spoonful last night.
Hey, did she give you a spoonful?

by Jonny O May 21, 2006

Spoon

If you try to reply a dis with the same kind of dis, like; Person A: "Your mama is so fat", Person B: "No, your mama is so fat". OR Person A: "Why are you so so ugly?" Person B: "Because you are ugly"

"Don't hit me with the same spoon"
"Don't hit me with my spoon"
"Let my spoon be"
"Don't spoon me"

by Abra-Cadabra February 21, 2009