The action of an extremely fat lady that is taking a shit, once done, she is so fat that she can not reach around to wipe her ass. Instead she reaches between her legs and wipes from crack to split. Much of the time this act ends with the women spreading the shit into her vagina causing an infection that smells like shit!
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Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."
It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.
It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.
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Get the licketty split mug.Two people chatting on two different chat clients at the same time, splitting time and conversation. A question on one chat client could be answered on the other chat client and so on...
A typical example of height of craziness and/or fun. Could also be due to inconsistent problems with the connections in either of the chat clients.
A typical example of height of craziness and/or fun. Could also be due to inconsistent problems with the connections in either of the chat clients.
Split chat example
Yahoo1: How ye doing?
GTalk2: Good How do you do?
GTalk1: Good. What r u doing this weekend?
Yahoo2: Going out shopping. How abt u?
Yahoo1: How ye doing?
GTalk2: Good How do you do?
GTalk1: Good. What r u doing this weekend?
Yahoo2: Going out shopping. How abt u?
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Get the Split chat mug.Thunder Cross Split Attack is an attack technique used in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it consists in crossing your arms and infusing them with hamon so that you are able to attack in a defensive position.
Jhonny: Hey, Steve, what's up?
Steve: I'm fine, how about you?
Jhonny: Yes, everything is fine... Wait, what is that? *Points at Steve's shirt*
Steve: *Looks down*
Jhonny: *Crosses his arms* YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Steve: NANI!?
Steve: I'm fine, how about you?
Jhonny: Yes, everything is fine... Wait, what is that? *Points at Steve's shirt*
Steve: *Looks down*
Jhonny: *Crosses his arms* YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Steve: NANI!?
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