shiv

he's hot, he's intimidating, he's a moody bitch, has a attractive personality, great deep voice but also a stubborn piss off who makes you lose it. but good dick so worth it

I got with shiv last night
again?
yeah up all night I mean its shiv

by whorecuntbitch1000000222233111 November 22, 2021

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St. Shivvings Day

St. Shivvings Day is celebrated on July 31st and is to honor St. Shivvings - the guardian and protector of Kingsmere. He defended the realm with two long thin knives blessed by the old gods.

Happy St. Shivvings Day - do you have your kebobs ready for the feast tonight?

by tikikenny August 6, 2023

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Shiv

The big guy.

Someone not to be messed with.

The name literally means the god of destruction.

Don't mess with Shiv

by shiv32901 November 22, 2021

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Shiv

A person with a huge dick, and a good personality, always happy and the girls love him although he might be ugly , it's also a type of knife made out of anything but metal. And also is a hindu god

Hey shiv I want your dick

by I'm.everyone's. king January 12, 2020

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Shiv is an Indian whose most likely to ask for your credit card numbers. Shiv is also a gay Mukbang asmr youtuber who eats ramen noodles on a daily basis and call a total of 71 people to get the 3-digit security code on local citizens credit card.

But beware, if you dont comply to Shiv he will cut open the padlock on your cellar door with bolt cutters at 3am, walk up the stairs, go into your kitchen to eat ramen mukbang, go into your bedroom and furiously vibe you with his Indian Punjabi powers. He might turn you into an Indian.

Friend- Hey man nice sun tan.
Victim- I'm not tan... Im Indian.
Friend- How did you turn Indian?
Victim- Shiv...
Friend-*Phone Rings* Hello?
Shiv- Hello sir we detected a virus on you laptop what are the first 4 numbers on your credit card.
Friend- *Suprised Pikachu face*

by Troy Maggins November 9, 2019

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