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Shiv Patel

Shiv Patel. What can we say about this king? This famous influencer is an icon running the streets of Worcester. Don’t play with Shiv Patel because he knows karate and will mess you up. Not only will he steal your girl, he’ll look good while doing it. This soccer-playing prodigy is #11 on the field but he’s #1 in our hearts. If you’re lucky enough to be in this man’s presence, try not to be overwhelmed by his aura.
by freakyslime July 5, 2024
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Shiv

A male who's self control is weaker than whatever held the ocean gate sub together. He is an extremely closeted homosexual (nothing wrong with that of course) with a personality that lacks even less depth to an NPC. However, his gorgeous looks make many women thirst desperately for him. As for the the men one wiff of his viralous pheromones is said to have the strength of 10gs of Viagra. Overall solid person. But tries desperately to be diagnosed with a mental illness with little success. Recent, studies show that whatever he has, not been discovered before. It may be linked to his almost lack of eye sight.
Shiv! Stop touching people's dogs!
Shiv! Not there! Yes, right there.
by Mafishies October 15, 2025
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i am a shiv
by ====== August 5, 2022
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shiv wanking

when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.
Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.
by skibbidi_toliet April 17, 2024
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shiv tickling

The act of unapologetically poking at someones youngest arm wart to achieve maximum power.
If I want to get that promotion I seriously need to get my shiv tickling shoes on.
by the big lezbian May 31, 2017
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A person with a huge dick, and a good personality, always happy and the girls love him although he might be ugly , it's also a type of knife made out of anything but metal. And also is a hindu god
by I'm.everyone's. king January 12, 2020
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The big guy.

Someone not to be messed with.

The name literally means the god of destruction.
Don't mess with Shiv
by shiv32901 November 22, 2021
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