Shituation

A really bad situation that looks to only get worse

"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

SHITUATED

Getting shituated: The process of spreading your asscheeks so that you don't have to wipe.

I got shituated in preparation for my big one.

by glarglefargle November 19, 2016

Shituation

When you run into a situation involving two or more people who need to use an unavailable bathroom, this is a shituation.

“Is this the line for the bathroom?”
“Yeah, we’ve got a real shituation on our hands.”

by Douche Nuke September 26, 2020

shituation

For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers, an incontinent patient with a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed.

That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.

by RNSue January 23, 2024

Shituational Awareness

When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.

Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.

You're right, he has good shituational awareness.

by chonkymuff February 10, 2024