Going Scrotal

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.

Ah hell no, I'm going scrotal on that fool!

by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017

Scrotal Mange

A condition contracted after being off work for extended periods of time, this variation of mange, specific to the scrotum, is characterized by severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions. Believed to have originated in capybaras, humans can develop this condition after they have lounged around too much.

Nathan: "What's up with Tom?"

Jason: "First week back.... he's got full-blown scrotal mange."

by N'a/t.h, October 2, 2024

Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.

Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.

by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023

Scrotal Vomit

Vomit that has entered the scrotum usually caused by trauma

He was punched in the stomach so hard, his scrotum filled with scrotal vomit.

by MI ballsaac July 11, 2022

scrotal shot

When you make a cup using your ball sack, pour a shot in and then a friend drinks the shot.

Mate, that scrotal shot got me so drunk last night.

by Dr.A-double July 27, 2016