by GetThemOutOfYOurLife July 11, 2025

by Amschel March 5, 2025

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.
My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.
by Jeehar June 10, 2014

The prostate gland on a man. When he cums he will pee immediately after thinking he is still cuming.
by Amschel September 6, 2025

When you worry about something, then realise you may not need to worry, but then later you do need to worry.
I think I'm late!!
Wait, no, that meeting is scheduled for tomorrow...
Wait, no, it's now!! Ah, crap, reset the sweat!
Wait, no, that meeting is scheduled for tomorrow...
Wait, no, it's now!! Ah, crap, reset the sweat!
by OZze January 24, 2024

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

When your sleep schedule is so horrid that you go night without sleeping so that the next day you sleep at a normal time.
by Noplsium June 18, 2024
