Your pterodactyl

Another version for 'your mom'

A: " YOUR MOM "
B: " YOUR PTERODACTYL "
A: " bro stop "

by Luck7ess November 2, 2022

pterodactyl

In golf, when you make a hole-in-one while your eyes were closed.

At the golf course, Alecks amazing focus and sheer talent caused him to make a pterodactyl basically fulfilling his life long dream.

by SamwiseCrack June 5, 2017

pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021

hungry pterodactyl

a hungry pterodactyl is a screeching pterodactyl that is always hungry. usually just a kanika.

kanika: *screeches* im so hungry
me: youre a hungry pterodactyl

by hungrypterodactyl June 19, 2021

Trans-Pterodactyl

A very dangerous species of bird native to Alaska

Person 1: “Did you just hear something?”
Person 2: “It must be the dreaded trans-pterodactyl”

by Barstool definition December 21, 2021

Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.

Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block

by El Conquistador May 5, 2021

Pterodactyl

When someone gets down on their knees and gives someone a blowjob as well as jerking off both guys to the left and right of the one receiving head

I can’t wait for the party tonight I’m gonna try to wrangle a couple guys up so I can try a did you say to try to try a pterodactyl or try to pterodactyl I think trying to pterodactyls funnier I’m trying to pterodactyl

by Zamboni_Man August 3, 2024