pterodactyl

The dramatic and uncontrollable act of crapping and puking at the same time. The sounds, the motion of the head and neck as well as the flapping of the arms during this reaction resemble that of the prehistoric flying dinoasaur.
That stomach flu is vicious, I just pterdoactlyed all over the bathroom.
Ah, sweetie look at that little boy doing the pterodactyl.
by lil miss awkward January 08, 2014
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pterodactyl

In golf, when you make a hole-in-one while your eyes were closed.
At the golf course, Alecks amazing focus and sheer talent caused him to make a pterodactyl basically fulfilling his life long dream.
by SamwiseCrack June 05, 2017
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Pterodactyl

Cougars are for the milf, puma is for the Gilf, and Pterodactyl is for the 65+ woman who dates the 20 year old men.
Did you see Tim and the Pterodactyl he’s with? Totally wanting that inheritance.
by Sleazy Martini June 18, 2021
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pterodactyl claw

Similar to a camel toe but much more aggressive.
I reached over to Josh and leached on to his pterodactyl claw
by Yeeeyeeyeee February 15, 2018
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A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.
Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.
by ManeBro69 June 08, 2022
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Trans-Pterodactyl

A very dangerous species of bird native to Alaska
Person 1: “Did you just hear something?”
Person 2: “It must be the dreaded trans-pterodactyl
by Barstool definition December 22, 2021
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Spicier Pterodactyl

A Silent Pterodactyl, but before inserting your elbow into Vagina you squirt Sriracha hot sauce all over it
My bitch really screamed when I gave her the Spicier Pterodactyl
by SheckaMeccaLekka August 22, 2011
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