pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021

pterodactyl

In golf, when you make a hole-in-one while your eyes were closed.

At the golf course, Alecks amazing focus and sheer talent caused him to make a pterodactyl basically fulfilling his life long dream.

by SamwiseCrack June 5, 2017

Pink Pterodactyl

A really skilled football (soccer) team. Especially one that can do spin kicks and other tricks to score goals to beat other teams. The term is a reference to the rarity of such a creature existing or ever being seen in the wild.

Person 1: "You hear we have play that pink pterodactyl?"

Person 2: "What! No! I hate losing and the unnecessary spin kicks to score goals is just salt in the wound."
Person 1: "Seriously, I hate playing pink pterodactyls"

by Pink Pterodactyl August 13, 2025

Spicier Pterodactyl

A Silent Pterodactyl, but before inserting your elbow into Vagina you squirt Sriracha hot sauce all over it

My bitch really screamed when I gave her the Spicier Pterodactyl

by SheckaMeccaLekka August 24, 2011

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.

Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.

by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022

Pterodactyl

When a male stretches his balls to look like his penis has wings, and cums all over a female.

" man, I don’t know why she hates me now. All I did was give her a pterodactyl. "

by MicrosandPhyscos April 18, 2022

Pterodactyl Slap

Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd

"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"

by thebeemdreem September 8, 2020