sex change portals

In the mmorpg Shaiya, when someone goes through a portal and it glitches and changes your gender.

OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?

by Kyo Shinda March 11, 2010

Portales New Mexico

town that no longer has a maternity wing in the hospital

town that loves football and won state championship 2008-2009 school yr!! GO RAMS!!!!!

Where were u born

Portales New Mexico

by portalesalumni January 5, 2010

El Portal Middle School

A place where kids smoke weed. Thirsty ass thots hide in the bushes waiting for some dick to come find them. And teachers be assholes to their students 🚫🧢

Damnnnnn you go to El Portal Middle School, you must really want to kill yourself.

by Jules1738679 March 6, 2019

Portal Radio Loop 10 Hours

The best song to ever exist.

Honestly, the best part in the video is at 5:18:55.

Person 1: "Hey did you listen to the portal radio loop 10 hours video yet?"
Person 2: "Yea i really liked the part at 5:18:55"

by bigdave2021 March 23, 2022

Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal

A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!

I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.

by sixburghbbb July 11, 2010

A hurricane up your gay portal

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter

OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Arkansas Transfer Portal

The person in the middle position of a three person threesome. To achieve the status of Lucky Pierre they must be both penetrated by the person behind them and penetrating the person in front of them simultaneously.

This is an exclusively homosexual act performed by three members of "team gay". A gay couple invite a third person ino the mix. One mans penis is larger than the other and gets all the attention, the small guy leaves.

New guy Draymon caught they eye of Treyvon, so invited him into the shower for a 3-way with Deyvon. Dey was lacking, Dray was packing and Trey wanted that meat-packing. Dey saw the writing on the wall, and left back-packing. It's your classic Arkansas Transfer Portal situation!

by PassedoutH2P February 1, 2024