The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy
Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day
Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day
by Velvet.Exe January 02, 2020
To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.
by Molekula Apelsina March 04, 2014
The infamous shot of alcohol whereby it is customary to yell, "THUNDER PONY" prior to drinking the shot.
by Thunder Pony Fan October 29, 2014
by Major Tanksley March 28, 2006
The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
by Sexjelly October 12, 2007
Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 08, 2010
a derogatory slur.
by bewhoyouarefoyopridedonthide October 21, 2022