Plucking Plumbs

An american english derrived turn of phrase , spoken with a britsh accent to state the fact that your friend, or your friends' friend is oxymoronically "fucking dumb"

I must say joe that rose of yours isn't the brightest in the box. She acts like shes Plucking Plumbs

by jessejames'boi September 17, 2010

Plumb Tucker

A person who sucks baws

Kelly is such a plumb tucker

by King kebab6969 August 16, 2019

abc plumbing

A plumbing company

I’m calling abc plumbing because my pipes broke

by Le poopity scoops May 2, 2021

Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater

I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing

by Rustylama January 24, 2018

manual plumbing

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.

Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing

by MrLogician July 9, 2016

plumb plucker

What I call my fat fuckin thumbs

Let me slide this plumb plucker n that mouth and that booty heo

by Cecilia bumtrinket January 12, 2021

papa plumbing

flirting for mamas on the bed

papa plumbing made me with my mama

by anonymous December 13, 2021