by It’s_The_Ten_Duel_Commandments February 20, 2018
by Pink Larry the Pink Guy September 15, 2017
1. A poet who wrote a poem just to show it.
2. You can write rhymes but you can't write his.
3. He has a sister but he wants a little brother
4. His father's try to start America's bank.
5. A fox.
2. You can write rhymes but you can't write his.
3. He has a sister but he wants a little brother
4. His father's try to start America's bank.
5. A fox.
"God, you're a fox,"
"Hey, ya'll look good in your frocks. How about when I get back we all strip down to our socks."
"OKAY!"
-Blow Us All Away (From Hamilton) By Phillip Hamilton
"Hey, ya'll look good in your frocks. How about when I get back we all strip down to our socks."
"OKAY!"
-Blow Us All Away (From Hamilton) By Phillip Hamilton
by JustKiddingRowling July 13, 2018
The one and only lice king, he’s friends with a bunch of crackheads and never posts on YouTube. His Instagram is better than you could ever imagine
by That one cracker October 22, 2019
One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.
Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*
by Hank Williams Jr June 10, 2015
Nasty Phillio, n.
Preceding coitus, patting, then rubbing vigorously goat shit across the eyes of a lover, then taking an axe to give this lover a nice set of cloven feet….er manually, that is to say split their foot up with the axe about 6”. Then proceed with coitus.
Preceding coitus, patting, then rubbing vigorously goat shit across the eyes of a lover, then taking an axe to give this lover a nice set of cloven feet….er manually, that is to say split their foot up with the axe about 6”. Then proceed with coitus.
After dragging his sweet Catherine behind a pickup truck while having his meth’d up friends throw bricks and bottles at her and cursing her terribly, Jo-Jo decided a “Nasty Phillip” was in order!
by Red monster boy April 04, 2022
by Pengueleon May 04, 2015