Fanny Phantoms

Where a woman has not had any action for so long that ghosts have started to haunt her feminine area.

Yo Momma so old she got her some fanny phantoms

by Dead & I Love It January 15, 2007

phantom stranger

When someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger.

Since Ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.

by Dizpatso April 21, 2008

phantom flatulence

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

by jWizzle & jShizzle October 23, 2005

phantom poop

(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."

"I know I dropped a (log), but it was a phantom poop. I didn't even need the Febreze in there."

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

phantom forces

1. The place where all tryhards meet on a legoman-brick game called roblox and act like 4-year olds when they get spawnkilled

help there is a hacker in phantom forces and he is killing me! I'm gonna call roblox if u don't stop, my dad owns roblox

by username_online September 27, 2017

phantom limb

a vivid sensation that an amputated limb is still present. this occurs if the somatosensory cortex does not fully reorganize the internalized body map. a term first by S.W. Mitchell an american physician (1829-1914)

youll recognize when you have phantom limb because it will be a strange sensation

by rockwell13 September 13, 2006

Ass Phantom

To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.

Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom.

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003