South Pekin Crockpot

The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!

This morning I ran out of my stash, so I had to whip up a South Pekin Crockpot

South Pekin Crockpot by Midwest Cooker April 24, 2025

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Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

Straight John Porkin’ it by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024

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