panties

A gift from the gods.

Kasumi: Master Happosai, where did you get all those panties?

Master Happosai: They were a gift from the gods my dear Kasumi.

by Happosai December 7, 2004

panties

a delightful piece of clothing usually worn by females as underware for their lower private parts. they are often made from silky fabrics such as silk, nylon, spandex, satin, and polyester, that allows outer clothing to slide easily and sensually across them. Some are decorated with lace and embroidery, and found in alluring colors like pink, light blue, lavender,black and bright red to further enhance their allure.

Danielle in hotel room she's sharing with Monica:" Those panties you're wearing are so cute and girly, I just love them!
Monica nude, but for her lace trimmed pink panties replies
"All of my panties are like these. They keep me feeling feminine and sexy. Would like to feel how silky they are?"

by lingerie sissy July 24, 2009

Party Panties

(par • tee pan • teez)

n (plural) Those undergarments which one adorns their privates with when embarking on an outing which includes any of the following activities: heavy drinking and possible subsequent cigarette smoking, pole dancing, haggling and harassing of strangers, cocktail tricks (such as tying cherry stems in knots with one's tongue), apartment/hotel wall scaling for the purpose of breaking into room through window after loss of keys, canoodling with strangers (the stranger the better), disruption of the peace, shameless flirtation with the opposite sex (or any sex for that matter), bartender bribery and general mayhem. In severe cases, stripping and/or other varieties of nudity can be involved.

Put on your party panties! I’m comin’ to town!

by Sar and Squeaks September 28, 2006

Panties

Guys.... don’t call it underwear that’s weird

Yo dude i found my girlfriends underwear in my bed - bro wtf they’re panties bro

by Yummmmmmmy May 12, 2019

Pantie Hammock

When a naked man and a dressed woman are having vaginal sex while the males testicles are cradled in the woman's panties like a cup. Everything but the testicles and penis remain outside of the woman's clothes.

“I executed a pantie hammock with Jessica after school”

by JojoErectedAdventure March 17, 2020

Spinnaker-panties

noun. Generally used as a moniker for an orca fat girl you've had sex with but are too embarrassed to acknowledge by name when discussing the night with your friends. Named for the dawning realization of just how fat she is, when one picks up her panties from the bedroom floor and they are large enough to use as a spinnaker on a medium sized yacht.

"Normally I go for skinny, athletic chics; but after 6 beers and a half a bottle of scotch I often wake up next to spinnaker-panties in the morning. When I picked them up, her panties stretched my entire arm span."

by quinndiesel January 12, 2012

Smelly Panties

; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!

Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?

by Vendetta Fist November 9, 2021