When one puts a hose in his/her rectum, turns on the water and either fingers or peels one off. Right before he/she spills out the baby batter, he/she pulls out the hose (or gets a trustworthy friend to do so) and squeezes really hard, pushing all the water out as he/she shoots his/her load.
I just Oscjacked off. :|
by Herbert Randolph June 13, 2008
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Oscar is the guy who seems like he doesn't give a shit about anything. But if you get to know him a little better you will see that he is allot different on the inside than on the outside, which isn't a bad thing. He is hot af, with a muscular body and seaming looks he will melt any girl that comes in a close radius of him. He is good at playing the guitar and he likes to play allot of sport, and when I say allot, I mean allot. He is very kind but don' trigger him or he will tear you apart mentally or physically.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Oscar around?"
Person 2: "No, he's probably in the gym or making someone go insane."
Person 2: "No, he's probably in the gym or making someone go insane."
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Get the Oscars selfie mug.A person who tryhards in Physical Education. When he loses a match, he will pop some Xanny pills. To MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY. 🥶🥶🥶🥶💊
"dude stop trying so hard"
"why?"
"you're being such an Oscar. I might have to pop some Xannys just like you."
"why?"
"you're being such an Oscar. I might have to pop some Xannys just like you."
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person 1: he was so fit and i want to be jessica chastain in episode 4 and 5
person 2: same
person 3: i want marc spector to tie me up aswell while poe eats me out and steven gives me light kisses all over
person 1 and 2: i agree
person 2: what did you think of oscar isaac
person 1: he was so fit and i want to be jessica chastain in episode 4 and 5
person 2: same
person 3: i want marc spector to tie me up aswell while poe eats me out and steven gives me light kisses all over
person 1 and 2: i agree
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